Caption Contest, phase II

It's Caption Contest Time!!


Voting will run until Friday at 3 pm, EST, at which time the entry with the most votes will win!

What's the best caption for this photo?
	My folks gave me this dead phone, but what I really want is the real iPod my Dad won't let me touch.
	Think I don't know how to dial Japan??
	"Hello father, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster."
	Yes!! Now that I have the teleaphonic device I shall use it to contact My Minions around to globe and begin my bid for world domination!!
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